CƯỜI CHÚT CHƠI (ANH)
Fr: Minh Duc Nguyen
1. For Sale By Owner …
Flickr/rosebudl1959
Complete set of encyclopedia Britannica.
45 Volumes. Excellent condition.
$100 or best offer.
Reason for sale: No longer required.
Got married last weekend.
Wife knows everything.
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Book Power Power 2. Book Power
Book Power
Wife: "Whenever I keep money in my purse, our son steals it! I don’t know what to do?"
Husband: "Hide it in his books. I know he will never touch them
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3. Teacher and student
Teacher: "Whoever answers my next question, can go home."
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: "Who just threw that?"
Boy: "Me, and now I’m going home."
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4. Pull and Push
Whenever you feel sad...
It helps to picture that somewhere in this world, there’s a fool pushing on a door that says “PULL”!
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Daniel Doan*Paula Le*Kimmy Nguyen
1 www.natural professional.com
2 www.news.com.au
Source : AJokeADay.com <jokes@ajokeaday.com>
1. For Sale By Owner …
Flickr/rosebudl1959
Complete set of encyclopedia Britannica.
45 Volumes. Excellent condition.
$100 or best offer.
Reason for sale: No longer required.
Got married last weekend.
Wife knows everything.
Book Power Power 2. Book Power
Book Power
Wife: "Whenever I keep money in my purse, our son steals it! I don’t know what to do?"
Husband: "Hide it in his books. I know he will never touch them
3. Teacher and student
Teacher: "Whoever answers my next question, can go home."
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: "Who just threw that?"
Boy: "Me, and now I’m going home."
Whenever you feel sad...
It helps to picture that somewhere in this world, there’s a fool pushing on a door that says “PULL”!
Daniel Doan*Paula Le*Kimmy Nguyen1 www.natural professional.com
2 www.news.com.au
Source : AJokeADay.com <jokes@ajokeaday.com>
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